So there we were playing a game of tug and ZZZAP! She shocks me. Now I wasn’t wearing a shock collar, we don’t allow those in the house. She shocked me with her fingers. Not only was I shocked, but I was shocked. Does that make any sense? Well it doesn’t matter because I’m a dog ; ) Then to make matters even worse, she’s laughing instead of apologizing by cooking me a steak dinner. Don’t worry though, I’ve already reported her to the ASPCA and I’m sure I’ll find something of hers to destroy. Revenge is sweet.